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Guis she's a real hood rat, her hood nickname is orange pubes but she chose a brazillian cos angie likes it better
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* dR. Julia stick it in Hoffman iis a psychiatrist and a druggie who deals with barny her main g and Beth ennit whilst living at [[Collinwood (2012)|Collinwood]] while treating young [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/David_Collins_(2012)?action=edit&redlink=1 David Collins], who is believed by the Collins family to be suffering from a constant boner. It is stated by [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Elizabeth_Collins_Stoddard_(2012)?action=edit&redlink=1 Elizabeth Collins Stoddard] that Dr. Hoffman was recruited to live on the premises for a month to help David recover form fucking her bc it was just that fucking good but that as of [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Victoria_Winters_(2012) Victoria Winters]' arrival at the mansion in 1972, was gon bc he thought she was smoking
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The signature red hair of [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Grayson_Hall Grayson Hall]'s classic series character is exagerrated in this version by use of a bright primary red hair color, along with heightened use of mascara and other makeup cos she's a cake and it helps stops the look of the effects of drugs and it also Partially reflecting the film's 1972 setting because everyone dressed like a skank anyway, the character dresses in similarly bright-colored "mod" prints for much of the film bc she has no fashion sense and she looks the same high anyway so fuck off. Unlike prior depictions of the character, this version of Julia Hoffman is presented as a late-sleeping, pill-popping chronic drinker and probable alcoholic and druggie who gets on with the hood rats ennit, she enjoys 3 somes with Angie and getting toked She complains of symptoms of a hangover and is often shown with her favorite bong, Angie's clit.
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|Portrayed by = [[Helena Bonham Carter]]
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|Appearance = [[Dark Shadows (2012)]]
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|Name = Julia Hoffman
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|Profession = Psychiatrist
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|Supernatural abilities = |Species = Human (formerly)<br/>Vampire}}
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'''Dr. Julia Hoffman''' is a live-in psychiatrist at [[Collinwood (2012)|Collinwood]] in order to treat young [[David Collins (2012)|David Collins]], who is believed by the Collins family to be suffering from delusions.
   
[[File:392988_10150739131810479_652175478_11723844_1344718528_n.jpg|thumb|290px]]When introduced to Julia for the first time during the film, [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_Depp Johnny Depp]'[[Barnabas Collins (2012)|Barny]] newly fycjed from his mums pussy of confinement of nearly two centuries, marvels at the fact of a fit af doctor, one of many modern phenomena to which he is being newly exposed, as well as confoms sono more mistakes aye barny. She, in turn, demands to know of Barnabas (who is much less human in appearance and much less reticent about his true nature than in the classic series), "Who the hell is this? Is he for real?" na and she also gives him a bj bc it's quick dick ennit
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She is portrayed by '''[[Helena Bonham Carter]]'''.
   
Unlike the methods of deduction used in the original series, the 2012 film version of Dr. Hoffman uses hypnosis to quickly uncover the fact of Barnabas' vampiric nature bc she's high af all the time and thinks more whe toked After initially reacting with panic and anger at the danger he might pose, she is persuaded by [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Elizabeth_Collins_Stoddard_(2012)?action=edit&redlink=1 Elizabeth Collins Stoddard] to keep her discovery secret and approach Barnabas<nowiki>' plight with scientific "fascination.''</nowiki> and also bang eachother cos k.
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== Biography ==
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Dr. Julia Hoffman is a woman who seems to have grown bitter of life, unhappy that she's aging and there's nothing she can do about it. She becomes such a severe alcoholic, her hangovers become legendary.
   
As in the original series, Dr. Hoffman initially undertakes to free Barnabas from [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Angelique_Bouchard_(2012)?action=edit&redlink=1 Angelique]'s curse with a series of blood transfusions. AND THEN she blows him hard and he cums his little swimmers but it tatses like burnt raman noodles
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Either before or after she starts drinking, she is hired by [[Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (2012)|Elizabeth Collins Stoddard]] to be a live-in psychiatrist at [[Collinwood (2012)|Collinwood]] for a month to help her nephew [[David Collins (2012)|David]] recover from the death of [[Laura Collins (2012)|his mother]]. Julia ends up staying for three years.
   
Angie made her immortal so they could fuc all the tiome
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One day she joins the family for breakfast and is introduced to [[Barnabas Collins (2012)|Barnabas Collins]], a distant relative from England who is amazed at the idea of a female doctor. She can only stare, demanding to know if he's for real. Some time later, she catches him staring oddly at the red lava-lamp in [[Carolyn Stoddard (2012)|Carolyn's]] room and decides that its time for her to practice her psychiatry on him. She places him under hypnosis for hours and discovers that Barnabas is a vampire, born in the eighteenth century.
   
Julia's limp body is wrapped in a weighted canvas bc she was banged wway too hard and she can't walk but it's k bc totally canon people like to pet her kitten if u get my drift.
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Julia bursts into Elizabeth's office and demands to know why she didn't say anything about their new guest being a murdering vampire, for crying out loud. Elizabeth calms her down, encouraging her to keep the secret and simply take the opportunity to be scientifically fascinated with a real vampire.
   
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[[File:392988_10150739131810479_652175478_11723844_1344718528_n.jpg|thumb|290px]]Julia devises an experiment with Barnabas that may bring back his humanity through a series of blood transfusions, although she doesn't know why he would want to give up his immortality and eternal youth. He courteously compliments her beauty, stirring her into giving him a very physical reward.
   
Julia and Angie love eachother so k fuck off tim burton you burnt fore
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Julia surmises that if human blood transfusions will cure Barnabas of his vampirism, transfusing his vampiric blood to herself will make her an immortally youthful vampire. So, instead of transfusing his blood with her own, she takes his blood to use for herself. When Barnabas unexpectedly visits her lab to redouble their efforts, he finds her hooked up to an IV with his blood and is absolutely furious. He angrily attacks her and drains her of blood in less than five seconds. During the assault, she is shown to have vampiric incisors.
   
[http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Matthew_Hall?action=edit&redlink=1 Matthew Hall]<span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);line-height:20px;"> </span>, son of the original Julia, [http://darkshadows.wikia.com/wiki/Grayson_Hall Grayson Hall], and also one of the writers on the [[Dark Shadows (1991)|1991 revival series]], has observed in blog comments ([http://msbhall.wordpress.com/ http://msbhall.wordpress.com]) on the film that the movie "conflates [original series] Julia’s knowledge of Barnabas’ vampirism with the Elizabeth Collins Stoddard role," making Elizabeth the staunch ally to Barnabas that Julia had been in the original series and perhaps making the film's Julia more expendable as one of Barnabas' victims. He goes on to say that while he enjoyed Tim Burton’s movie, Burton "does trash Julia into near-unrecognizability. (My mother, short and fat and drinking anything besides black tea first thing in the morning? Sorry, you must have the wrong Dr. Hoffman.)"
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Barnabas and handyman [[Willie Loomis (2012)|Willie Loomis]] wrap Julia's body in a weighted canvas and dump her into the Atlantic waters off [[Collinsport]], watching her vivid red hair sink into its murky depths.
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Days later, at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, Julia is shown engulfed in a school of fish which dart away when she opens her eyes, flashing her vampiric teeth.
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
Helena Bonham Carter herself played a [[witch|Witch]], and spectacularly evil one, in the '''''Harry Potter''''' films, namely Bellatrix Lestrange. She also was previously murdered on screen by Johnny Depp in the motion picture '''''Sweeney Todd'''''.
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* Helena Bonham Carter herself played a [[witch|Witch]], and a spectacularly evil one at that, in the '''''Harry Potter''''' films: Bellatrix Lestrange.
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* Julia often wears brightly-colored mod prints to reflect the time period of the early seventies.
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* Tim Burton has an interesting habit of having Johnny Depp's character kill off Helena Bonham Carter's character in many movies they've filmed together.
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* The signature red hair of [[Grayson Hall|Grayson Hall's]] depiction of Julia is exaggerated in this version by using a bright, primary red hair color.
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* [[Matthew Hall]], son of the original Julia, Grayson Hall, and also one of the writers on the [[Dark Shadows (1991)|1991 revival series]], has observed in blog comments ([http://msbhall.wordpress.com/ http://msbhall.wordpress.com]) on the film that the movie "conflates [the original series] Julia’s knowledge of Barnabas’s vampirism with the Elizabeth Collins Stoddard role," making Elizabeth the staunch ally to Barnabas that Julia had been in the original series, perhaps making the film's Julia more expendable as one of Barnabas' victims. He goes on to say that while he enjoyed Tim Burton’s movie, Burton "does trash Julia into near-unrecognizability. (My mother, short and fat and drinking anything besides black tea first thing in the morning? Sorry, you must have the wrong Dr. Hoffman.)"
 
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Julia Hoffman (2012)
Production Information
Portrayed by

Helena Bonham Carter

Appearance

Dark Shadows (2012)

Biographical Information
Name

Julia Hoffman

Profession

Psychiatrist

Species

Human (formerly)
Vampire

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Dr. Julia Hoffman is a live-in psychiatrist at Collinwood in order to treat young David Collins, who is believed by the Collins family to be suffering from delusions.

She is portrayed by Helena Bonham Carter.

Biography Edit

Dr. Julia Hoffman is a woman who seems to have grown bitter of life, unhappy that she's aging and there's nothing she can do about it. She becomes such a severe alcoholic, her hangovers become legendary.

Either before or after she starts drinking, she is hired by Elizabeth Collins Stoddard to be a live-in psychiatrist at Collinwood for a month to help her nephew David recover from the death of his mother. Julia ends up staying for three years.

One day she joins the family for breakfast and is introduced to Barnabas Collins, a distant relative from England who is amazed at the idea of a female doctor. She can only stare, demanding to know if he's for real. Some time later, she catches him staring oddly at the red lava-lamp in Carolyn's room and decides that its time for her to practice her psychiatry on him. She places him under hypnosis for hours and discovers that Barnabas is a vampire, born in the eighteenth century.

Julia bursts into Elizabeth's office and demands to know why she didn't say anything about their new guest being a murdering vampire, for crying out loud. Elizabeth calms her down, encouraging her to keep the secret and simply take the opportunity to be scientifically fascinated with a real vampire.

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Julia devises an experiment with Barnabas that may bring back his humanity through a series of blood transfusions, although she doesn't know why he would want to give up his immortality and eternal youth. He courteously compliments her beauty, stirring her into giving him a very physical reward.

Julia surmises that if human blood transfusions will cure Barnabas of his vampirism, transfusing his vampiric blood to herself will make her an immortally youthful vampire. So, instead of transfusing his blood with her own, she takes his blood to use for herself. When Barnabas unexpectedly visits her lab to redouble their efforts, he finds her hooked up to an IV with his blood and is absolutely furious. He angrily attacks her and drains her of blood in less than five seconds. During the assault, she is shown to have vampiric incisors.

Barnabas and handyman Willie Loomis wrap Julia's body in a weighted canvas and dump her into the Atlantic waters off Collinsport, watching her vivid red hair sink into its murky depths.

Days later, at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, Julia is shown engulfed in a school of fish which dart away when she opens her eyes, flashing her vampiric teeth.

TriviaEdit

  • Helena Bonham Carter herself played a Witch, and a spectacularly evil one at that, in the Harry Potter films: Bellatrix Lestrange.
  • Julia often wears brightly-colored mod prints to reflect the time period of the early seventies.
  • Tim Burton has an interesting habit of having Johnny Depp's character kill off Helena Bonham Carter's character in many movies they've filmed together.
  • The signature red hair of Grayson Hall's depiction of Julia is exaggerated in this version by using a bright, primary red hair color.
  • Matthew Hall, son of the original Julia, Grayson Hall, and also one of the writers on the 1991 revival series, has observed in blog comments (http://msbhall.wordpress.com) on the film that the movie "conflates [the original series] Julia’s knowledge of Barnabas’s vampirism with the Elizabeth Collins Stoddard role," making Elizabeth the staunch ally to Barnabas that Julia had been in the original series, perhaps making the film's Julia more expendable as one of Barnabas' victims. He goes on to say that while he enjoyed Tim Burton’s movie, Burton "does trash Julia into near-unrecognizability. (My mother, short and fat and drinking anything besides black tea first thing in the morning? Sorry, you must have the wrong Dr. Hoffman.)"
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